Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
This afternoon at the store my son was possessed by some awful and mindless destructive force that I could not seem to derail. He was knocking things over, sneaking stuff into the cart, kicking the balls around the aisles. I was frustrated that I couldn’t get through to him and I just wanted to…
actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
AS SOON AS I SAW “HAND ANKLE” (Handgelenk) I KNEW THESE WERE GERMAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS.
sharks always seem so concerned, like
where did I park again?
will I be able to afford this months rent?
did I leave the garage door open?