mmesurly:

Please be.

Because I am. I am very. I am earnest and sincere and Excited About Things. It’s hard for me to connect to people, and when I do it feels like magic. I know that sometimes I can be overwhelming. I meet someone and I love them. I’m the five year old kid with a crush on her babysitter; I…

robdelaney:

Dear Unsettlingly Large Number of Mouth-Breathing Misogynist Fuck Faces Who Are Saying I “Proved Carolla’s Point” in my “Women in Comedy” Piece,

You are very, very stupid.

(If you, dear reader, are not an idiot and can’t immediately put yourself in the mindset of these sub-moronic…